Joke

Yo mama so bald her head shines bright like a diamond.

Yo mama so cold that her hugs give you frostbite.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the elevator.

Yo mama so greasy that she uses bacon as an alternative for bandaids whenever she runs out of them.

Yo mama so hot when I looked at her I went blind.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 13.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so old that she farted and dust came out l.

Yo mama so poor she makes her jewelry out of string.

Yo mama so short she leaves for work under the door.

Yo mama so tall that she had a pet dinosaur.

Yo mama so ugly her reflection ran away from her when she tried to look in the mirror.

Yo mama so white that she disappeared when I turned the lights on.

Yo mama so young that people mistake her for your sister.