Faux Pas jokes

"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."

Hail Satan.

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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?