Fatal attraction jokes

I like trains.

*train hits him*

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"