Fat mum jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.