Famous last word jokes
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
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Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
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What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"