What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.