Family Size jokes
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.