Fallopian Tube jokes

What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.