Fallopian Tube jokes

Sperm

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What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

Vasectomy

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I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • Sperm

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    How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

    When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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  • Vagina

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    So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

    Pregnancy

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    Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

    Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.