Fallacy jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.