Fallacy jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.