Face palm jokes
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
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A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*