Face palm jokes

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.