Face palm jokes

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.