Face palm jokes

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D