Eye exam jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?

“I can na-zi.”

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.