Extracurricular Activity jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

like this if you don't like school.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.