Extension Cord jokes

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."