Exponential jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.