Expletive jokes

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.