Expenditure jokes

Pool

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What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Robbery

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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Money

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What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

Church

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What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.