Expeditiousness jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Community talk
Jake throws Blach on the bed and gradually takes off his pugilists. He then proceeds to visually examine Blach’s long, hard, cock. He gradually moves his finger up the side of Blach’s dick. After that, he very gradually licks the side of Blach’s penis. He swirls his tongue around the head his dick. Then he suctions on JUUUUSSSTT the tip of his throbbing hard cock. He then tickles and licks Blach’s balls... Blach opta… Read more