Exchange student jokes

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.