"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not him, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
have u ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be excepted to “my 600lb life” they need a higher ranking one
Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).
Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
your gay except it
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
<Whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? I don't know, what?> <They are both purple except for the elephant.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
