Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don't Everest
Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
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