Evelyn jokes

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Gwen, why are you so nice?

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.