Ethiopian jokes

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

Chode.

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food??

Neither have they.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.