Ethiopian jokes
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Chode.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.