Ethiopian

Ethiopian Jokes

Earth

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Baby

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Food

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Football

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

Rave

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

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