Ethiopia jokes

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.