Estrangement jokes
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.