Eradication jokes

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...