Eradication jokes

Double Standard

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I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Murder

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They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

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  • Chick

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    So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

    And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

    This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

    "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

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    We don't need to eradicate f@gs from the earth. They'll do it themselves. Don't you realize how much they self-loathe? Absolutely PATHETIC. And to think they thought they had a chance