Eos jokes

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.