Entrance jokes
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 馃槄
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.