End of life jokes
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.