End of life jokes

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?

Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

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Nessie is dying.

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.