SuicideAnonymous4 years agoMom: Are you seriously gonna die?Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
TherapistAnonymous4 years agoI recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
Life SupportAnonymous5 years agoWhen your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.