Emo subculture jokes
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.