An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? i can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
