Eating Ass jokes

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

I eat ass.

What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.