Eating Ass jokes
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
I eat ass.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.