When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
