Earthers

Earthers Jokes

Bee

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

Earth

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Flat Earth

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

Dome

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

Grandfather

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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