Dyslexic Kid jokes

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"