Dyslexic Kid jokes

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.