Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
