Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
