Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
my "friend" has dyslexia
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
