Dust Devil jokes
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Ah shit, here they come
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.