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Song

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Imposter

When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!

Amogus

AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN

Farmer

This city slicker broke down on a country road. He looked around, and in the distance, he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there, he asked the farmer if he had a phone he could use because his had no reception.

The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married, and the farmer said, "If you marry my daughter, I’ll give you half my farm..." The guy said, "Lemme see her..." The farmer hollered, β€œHey you, get over here...” and she said, β€œDuh, ok.” The ol' boy looked at her and said, "Nooo thank you."

The father said, β€œI’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....” The ol' boy thought for a minute and said, β€œWell I guess I can put a sack over her head.” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything.

One day the guy was up fixin' the roof and hollered, β€œHey you, get me some nails...” His wife said, β€œDuh, nails, nails?” He said, β€œYes, nails,” and showed her one. She said, β€œOh, duh, nails, nails.” He said, β€œYes, nails.” So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb, and he yells, β€œOh F*** it!” and she turned and hollered, β€œDuh, a sack, a sack, duh, a sack!”

Community

Y'all notice how all those discord screenshots say "today at 9:whatervertheminutewas" even tho Ryan had previously said that he didnt have any screenshots because Cosmo deleted all the messages? Also, thats not what Cosmo's discord account looks like, his username is "Lavinumbersiforghetti" (I dun hav my phone rn so I cant check to see what it is). The new account had claimed that "Oh these screenshots were from 2021" but if thats true, then, noting that the screenshots were taken ON THE DAY THE MESSAGES WERE SENT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK IN 2021, SO THEN HOW COULD RYAN HAVE CLAIMED ALL THE MESSAGES WERE DELETED, AND THEN COME BACK WITH SCREENSHOTS TAKEN IN 2021!!!