Dun jokes
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored π΄ so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
This city slicker broke down on a country road. He looked around, and in the distance, he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there, he asked the farmer if he had a phone he could use because his had no reception.
The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didnβt wanna get married, and the farmer said, "If you marry my daughter, Iβll give you half my farm..." The guy said, "Lemme see her..." The farmer hollered, βHey you, get over here...β and she said, βDuh, ok.β The ol' boy looked at her and said, "Nooo thank you."
The father said, βIβll give you all my farm and my bank account if youβll marry my daughter....β The ol' boy thought for a minute and said, βWell I guess I can put a sack over her head.β So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything.
One day the guy was up fixin' the roof and hollered, βHey you, get me some nails...β His wife said, βDuh, nails, nails?β He said, βYes, nails,β and showed her one. She said, βOh, duh, nails, nails.β He said, βYes, nails.β So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb, and he yells, βOh F*** it!β and she turned and hollered, βDuh, a sack, a sack, duh, a sack!β
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Y'all notice how all those discord screenshots say "today at 9:whatervertheminutewas" even tho Ryan had previously said that he didnt have any screenshots because Cosmo deleted all the messages? Also, thats not what Cosmo's discord account looks like, his username is "Lavinumbersiforghetti" (I dun hav my phone rn so I cant check to see what it is). The new account had claimed that "Oh these screenshots were from 2021" but if thats true, then, noting that the screenshots were taken ON THE DAY THE MESSAGES WERE SENT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK IN 2021, SO THEN HOW COULD RYAN HAVE CLAIMED ALL THE MESSAGES WERE DELETED, AND THEN COME BACK WITH SCREENSHOTS TAKEN IN 2021!!!
DUN NUNUNU