Drone

Drone jokes

Bird

  • Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

    "Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

    Anyone know what bird that is?

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

    — Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

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  • Palestinian

  • How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

    Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Friend

  • My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

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  • Answer

  • Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

    What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

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  • Taliban

  • What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • School

  • What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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