Dreadlock jokes

What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."