Drainage jokes

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.