Double Meaning Jokes

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Part

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Mess

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Sperm Bank

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Hoe

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

Brick

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Alphabet

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL