Double meaning jokes

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:

"I’m here for the new position?"

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

What do you call 2 spies fucking?

Undercover.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?

They both come with a toy.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"

Responder: "Please hang on!"

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.

Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.