Double meaning jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Two (DYM 112)
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.