Double meaning jokes
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?