What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
