Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
