DoS jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?