DoS jokes
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.