My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
DoS Jokes
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
