What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
DoS Jokes
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
