Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
DoS Jokes
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
