DoS jokes
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."