What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
DoS Jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
